I'll put off my search until after seeing John Cleese and Eric Idle Together Again for the First Time in Charm City. Thanks to Tom Shiffer for the heads up on that one.
* Take your pick:
Q: Why do all the trees in Tennessee lean north? A: Kentucky Sucks
I'm not saying Kentucky Wildcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.
Q: What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth? A: The funnel cake line at the Kentucky state fair.