More Physics and Applied Science

As science approaches The Singuarity, we are left with less and less to discover (or rediscover!). Recently, computers were used to rediscover what had taken man hundreds of years to deduce. The computer redid it in less than a day! Soon, we won't need Physicists at all!

And real scientists have finally figured out why scratching feels so good when you itch! Let's hope no Bailout Funds were utilized in the study of this phenomenon.*

AND MORE SCIENCE! Why a bacon sandwich is so good! Bailout Money is OK to study bacon.*

AND 11:45am on Tuesday is the most stressful time of the work week! (I personally hate Wednesdays at 11:45am more!)

Addendum: Chaka Wallace will miss this year's tourney because of work, but is already confirming for next year's blast! And the Harry Groves Memorial Cup has been upgraded to accommodate many future winning foursomes (or fivesomes!) Photos may soon be available for those not able to see it for themselves in May.

*Arbitrary reference to the Bailouts was a cheap shot.