"Horace" The Golden Putter took his very first trip to the links to show off his skills and beauty yesterday. He braved the muskets and cutlasses of Somalian Pirates at the Pirates Putting Cove in Weiglestown, PA. Gary Black is pictured celebrating his victory by one stroke over his nieces, Martha and Anne. It all came down to the 16th hole, The Wall of Death, which he calmly parred to take a lead he would hold to the end at the 20th Free Game Hole. "Horace" will be up for grabs at the 18th Hole at The Elks Club this year at the 8th Annual Coach Harry Groves Golf Outing and Reunion. The lucky winner shall receive 24 karats of golfing goodness and luck for a full year, (as well as a swell travel companion).
And the University of Delaware canceled its track meet this weekend due to the Swine Flu. We all know that influenza is maximally spread by running, jumping and throwing, so this seems like a prudent decision (!). Google ads now has Swine Flu masks and vaccines advertised on our site! Be sure to pick up a gross now, while they last!!
Now why doesn't that surprise me - that Gary wouldn't even let his neice beat him - he'll compete with anyone, and everyone, till the day he dies!
ReplyDeleteHe actually gets it from his mother! She once stormed out of Chuck E.Cheese's when Martha was using her hands on the air hockey game. She was barely 2 years old!
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