Zombies Would Over Run Humans in No Time

Scientists, actual real Canadian scientists, (but not physicists), have determined in succinct scientific terms that humans would be no match for even the slow zombies we remember from movies of our youth. Assuming a bite confers infection of "zombieness", and only decapitation or severe head injury renders them defeated, humans don't stand a chance. Don't argue with science. (Unless you are from Dover, PA as I am. Then 50% of your friends have no use of science!)

And tune into Plan9: The Movie on 9/9/09 for the trailer of the remake of the worst movie of all time! Plan 9 From Outer Space featured aliens and zombies and Bela Lugosi in his last film role. In his second career, Steve Black has secured a role in the movie and can be seen being over run by a zombie in the trailer. Steve has previously appeared in the Docudrama John Adams and several TV roles.