Now They Tell Me!

I finally discovered the best way to attract the attention of PSU cheerleaders when well into my 30's. Needless to say, none would ever talk to me when I was a skinny college nerd with no car. But, lo and behold, all it took was two Shih Tzu puppies with PSU t-shirts and they were all over me. (Note to current students, it works every time!)

But back in the day, I didn't know that it was SCIENCE that was keeping the girls away. This self-proclaimed math nerd explains it all, with a great formula and everything. I'm just glad to know it wasn't me, it was science!