AFLAC !

Now that someone at the "insurance" giant finally figured out that Gilbert Gottfried is not politically correct, we are all in the running to be the next voice of the AFLAC duck.  At least all of us but one actual duck in Beijing (Peking to us old-timers).  And that's because that duck volunteered to be Jeff Sanden's dinner while he was visiting the capitol of China.  It looks absolutely splendid. Peking duck in Peking has to be one of the world's best treats.  Jeff's critique of Kung Pao is still pending....