Only Four Weeks Remain and Gravity Doesn't Exist

There is very little time left to enter the Coach Harry Groves Golf Tournament for 2011.  The 10th annual event promises to be the most diverse one yet, with alums from the 60's, 70's, 80's, 00's, (and hopefully someone from the 90's will pop in!)  28 days remain!

In addition, a string-theorist has determined that gravity doesn't exist.  It is only an illusion.  So all my sagging body parts are in for a reprieve or something soon , I suppose.  But remember, string theory is mostly just a thought experiment by people who can't properly match their socks, remember to comb their hair and are always picked last for dodge-ball.  So don't put all your faith in the illusion of gravity just yet.