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Uromycytisis Poisoning. (alternate spelling Uromysitisis)  (definition Here) It seems it has spread to London and Congress.  Make sure to pick up your other yellow awareness ribbon* at the next Golf Outing to help make people aware.

Together, we can beat this scourge.

• London Olympics hit by an outbreak.  Condoms prove no help.

• Congress not immune to the Wrath of Johns.

*Not affiliated with any real disease.  Awareness Ribbon Colors Meanings Here.