Eliminating Political Differences With a Sandwich: A Mirthful Divergence From Anything Important

This is a home-made version of a Chick-Fil-A sandwich. One of Earth's greatest inventions.  Now that the food scientists at Serious Eats Food Lab* have broken down the item to its quarks to figure out how to make one at home, all of us can again be on the same page.**

Those on both sides of issues that have nothing to do with Southern Fried goodness can again begin to focus on other issues on which to hate each other. Chicken sandwiches are not evil.  People who sell chicken sandwiches are not evil, no matter how they feel about scores of things. People who eat chicken sandwiches are not evil.***

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

This covers all Americans, including owners of Chicken Sandwich establishments AND those wishing to boycott the same establishments.  Just like the Founders wanted it.

* They previously formulated a home-made version of an In-and-Out Double Double Animal-style hamburger I have not gotten around to making yet.


** Possibly excluding vegans, vegetarians and those opposed to fried foods.  I apologize to each of those groups.

*** PETA may have differing views. But I never count them.  Sorry.