Thursday, May 16, 2013

I Forgot to Practice

Group Idiot Officers
As always, I have been scrambling like crazy at work to try to get 2 days off so I can enjoy the Track Alumni Weekend festivities.  My golf clubs are still in the garage along with Founder and Keeper of the Beer's second set of clubs from last year.  I notice that my bag has rotted away in the interim and will no longer hold the shoes, tees and "cheater' golf balls I prefer on the links. My first stop on the way to State College today will be to WalMart for an inexpensive golf bag.

So, in other words, I haven't practiced again and haven't touched a golf club since the last hole of last year's tourney. C'est La Vie.  This isn't the first time.  I pity the 3 poor schmucks that will have me assigned to their foursome at the Alumni Reunion on Friday night at the Lion's Den.  But then again, my name is on The Cup once and I do have the most 2nd place appearances at the tourney.

All this is a way of getting a reluctant golfer to join us on the links Saturday.  You really can join us and have the time of your life without being any kind of golfer at all.  The more the merrier.

Here's a video of Beverage Procurement Specialist Steve Balkey, Keeper of the Beer Clark Haley and an unidentified Idiot Officer delivering the beer to the golf course prior to the tourney:




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2 comments:

  1. TruthbetoldMay 16, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    Dave,
    Why waste good money at WalMart!!!
    Just do what I did for a few years...go grocery shopping and get two brown paper bags at checkout...place clubs inside...carry about as if you have 14 loaves of very-thin French bread protruding...it is also green, i.e., biodegradeable. Oh, and wear cargo shorts for your accessories.
    I s#!t you not!
    KKOB80

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  2. skwilliMay 17, 2013 at 10:26 AM

    I consider Walmart a truly great place and I enjoy wasting money there. hee hee hee When I was ill in China and craved the grape juice mom always gave me in times of illness, the nectar of the gods came from a Walmart next to the Hospital. It was the best juice I ever tasted no matter what contaminants it might have contained! I got a real nice bag that befits my golfing skills for less than $30. Only a yard sale would have given me a chance at that price. And Walmart as the most scrutinized entity of the face of the Earth pays its taxes like no other. Yard sale adherents break IRS laws with virtually every transaction! hee hee hee

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