Is There a Universe Where I Am the Greatest Runner Ever?

Some Physics News prior to this weekend's start to the PSU Outdoor Track and Field season.

Einstein's Thoughts on gravity were recently boosted by the evidence of gravitational waves in the initial creation of our Universe (in the first trillionth of a trillionth of a trillionth of a second of our universe, as it was put.).  This confirms with as much precision as is allowed in Physics, The Big Bang. This, in turn boosts the evidence of multiverses.

If there are multiverses, how about parallel universes?  If there are an infinite number of parallel universes, that means somewhere I'm the best runner ever!  (Or pole vaulter ever!)

And next up for the CERN facility is the search for evidence of supersymmetry and the as yet undiscovered particles that will fix the Standard Model.