Tuesday, April 15, 2014

For Comic Book Fans

Everyone knows Archie right? The character will be killed off in an upcoming issue. Here is a list of possible scenarios for Archie's future. Since, as any comic book fan knows, no one dies for real in the comics.

1 Archie's "ghost" haunts Riverdale. Jughead is able to break the spell and bring Archie back to life.

2 He has been transported to an alternate universe where he must stop Bizarro Archie from taking over the world. This becomes a reoccurring story arc where Archie is summoned to fight evil on this alternate Earth.

3 Archie is actually an FBI informant inside the Mafia. After his cover is blown he fakes his own death and flees the country. We later found out that he has been living anonymously in Calcutta, planning a triumphant return.

4 It was an imposter that was killed while the real Archie is recruited to be the new Captain America. Nick Fury thinks Archie will be easier to command than Steve Rogers. Iron Man and Thor won't stop hazing young Archie.

5 Thinking the world would be a better place if he no longer existed. Archie's guardian angel shows him what Riverdale would be like if he dies. The story becomes a Christmas classic.

6 It was only a dream. Upon awaking from his nightmare he must finally choose, once and for all, Betty or Veronica.



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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 15, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    How about Archie was a PSU Rugby player. He was caught burning the X-C shed in a drunken stupor. He was sentenced as part of his community service to run Jullian Pike. He hasn't been seen since.

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  2. skwilliApril 15, 2014 at 4:31 PM

    The real question is, who would be the best 800 M runner, Betty, Veronica, Archie, Jughead or Moose?

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