With the new superpowers of the CERN Super Colllider back at full strength following the weasel mishap, hints of a new particle 6 times bigger than the Higgs Boson have been detected. This has all the right scientists in a tizzy. And well it should. This could be the thing that makes the Standard Model cry "Uncle" once and for all.
Professor John Nerdelbaum Frink, Jr.