Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Stop Disappointing Your Mom, Get Some New T-Shirts

Use code PSUTFAL

Every time she does your laundry, she sees the holes in the armpits and the ring around the baconed collar of your t-shirts.  She also notes that they never quite get clean, but you keep wearing them anyway.  Isn't it time to get yourself some new t-shirts?



And you are in luck, because the blog with it all is selling some fine t-shirts that will show off your pride in Penn State Track and Field Alumni! In either White or Sport Grey!

These inexpensive t-shirts are made from the finest 100% cotton that has been pre-shrunk.  That means they will look good for much longer than the crap you currently wear.  And they won't smell funny 5 minutes after you initially wear them like that new-fangled $30 techno-shirt made for anorexics who plan on dieting!  They sport the intern-inspired group logo on the left breast. And Mom will be inspired to wash, dry and iron such a distinctive shirt!


While you are at it, check out the 4 jackets for all seasons and the matching rain pants!

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