The Amish Tradition of Our Shirts

By now, most of you realize that all the shirts have a flaw on them somewhere. This corresponds to the Amish tradition of purposely placing an obvious error on every quilt so as to not tempt God with perfection! My ironing skills and lack of depth perfection combined to fulfill every Amish quilt-makers will, without even trying. Those I saw on others seemed to look alright though. Mine is one of the worst; you would swear I drank too much before breaking out the iron. I will wear it with pride.

The PSU is 800 U shirts were the envy of many of you. I only made a few so as to tempt you with things to come. We will arrange some way of purchasing one for those who desire them. Next years gift bags WILL rival the Academy Awards versions! We will even probably have the IRS on our backs to declare part of them as taxable income! We have attorneys and IRS negotiators in our ranks to counter these efforts. Suggestions for next year's bracelet slogan are now encouraged.

The idiot officers are shown above, conferring on how to divide up and donate our proceeds to Coach Groves and The Team. I'll have figures soon on our monies. Rest assured, all will be used to better our group and PSU Track in general. Anyone wishing to input anything on the matter can use the suggestion box on the right sidebar, it can be anonymous even. Anyone wishing to donate further to our cause, feel free to place a secure transaction via the Pay Pal button. We will soon have our own Bank Account, overseen by CFO and Director of Corporate Espionage, Gary Black.