Coach Groves Politically Correct? Who Could Have Known?

Coach Groves' famous quote, "Between whale sh*t and the bottom of the ocean...", about the effectiveness and application of Title IX was originally thought to be one of the most politically UN-correct statements of all time.  After years of deliberation and This Revelation, it may turn out that he was politically correct all-along.  Who could have known?

It turns out that whales only eliminate at the surface prior to deep dives to feed.  The "result" actually significantly combats global warming.  I wonder if Coach took that into consideration all along?  Instead of buying carbon credits from Al Gore, we could buy poop credits from Moby Dick.