Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Bronze, Silver, Gold and Platinum Memberships Available!

In keeping with the current trend in web sites and memberships, I have unilaterally created four levels of  memberships in our group.  The pricing structure is as follows:

The "Bronze" Plan:  Ability to lurk on the web site and mutter to oneself about content and the stupidity of the people in charge.       Annual Dues:  $0*

The "Silver" Plan:  All of the bronze plan goodies AND the ability to occasionally comment anonymously about the content and stupidity of the people in charge.   Annual Dues:   $0*

The "Gold" Plan:  All the goodness that is the silver plan PLUS frequent commenting using ones initials about the content and stupidity of the people in charge.    Annual Dues:   $0*

The "Platinum" Plan:  The entire gold plan and the ability to create posts, thus becoming one of the stupid people in charge.     Annual Dues:   $0*

*As always, membership in our group is entirely free, no matter how much you wish to participate.  Our goals are honoring PSU Track and Field/XC past, present and future and Coach Harry Groves.  Anyone wishing to donate to the cause is encouraged to donate on the right sidebar.  This will defray some of the costs associated with the web site (Google Blogger hosting is free, but there are costs for some incidentals which add up) and our new USATF Club coming in March 2014!

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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 29, 2013 at 8:50 PM

    I think all of these plans are horribly over priced and strikingly familiar to another plan being offered over the intertubes.

    The one on this site should be called SkwilliCare. Unfortunately, there aren't any access delays to the scads of inaccurate data resident within.

    LOL OMG LTM TDL HRG KKOB(medium)

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  2. AnonymousOctober 30, 2013 at 7:47 AM

    hee hee hee dfb

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  3. skwilliOctober 30, 2013 at 3:56 PM

    SkwilliCare will cover side stitches, turf toe, high ankle sprains, LysFranc injuries, hip pointers and runners knee at 100%. Stress fractures, iliotibial band injuries, plica syndrome, metatarsalgia, Haglund's deformity and Morton's toe will have a deductible of $10,000 and be capped at $1,000,000,000. Those with Union Plans will be charged double and then sent to Canada.

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  4. Joe ClintonOctober 31, 2013 at 8:39 PM

    While all of the prices are perfect for me, I have strong reservations about any club that would allow me to be a member. Joe Clinton

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