Steve Walsh '01,
Andrew Jenkins '00,
Bradd DelMuto '01 and
Mike Enwright '04 combined to make what I considered to be the most formidable foursome of this year's tournament. With 2 returning champions and Steve
"Clubber" Walsh (he can really smack the ball) these guys could have easily won the tourney if they could only figure out this year's
sanctioned cheating. These four guys bought 4 12-inch strings for $100 (thanks for the donation to the scholarship funds!) and ended up not using them! With their one-stroke loss to
Clark Haley et al, if they had used 2 of them they would have been champions. Either way, it was great having these repeat golfers. I have enjoyed meeting them and spreading the mirth to a new generation of our group. It's really what all of this is about.
I take offense to Dave trying to "cheapen" our DOMINATING PERFORMANCE!!! Maybe they could not get the ball within 12 inches of the hole to use their string...did you ever think of THAT???? For the record; we did not use one of our strings and three mulligans either.
ReplyDeleteNow get back on your knees and worship us as your reigning CHAMPIONS!!!!!!
Possibly James "Whitey" Bulger was on the winning foursome this year! With the threats and tensions rising, I know not to consult the FBI. Either way, I may add Whitey to the Hall of Honor just in case. hee hee hee.
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