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"...a blogger, who is just a bullsh*tter with an IP address."
-Anonymous, Ace of Spades Blog, 2021.
"Gutless and talentless. (sic) It's your trademark since 1977."
-Redacted, 2021.
"Friendship, physics, and philosophy---this blog has it all."
-Anonymous, 2011.
"I enjoy what you are doing with this blog. It is truly the only reason to have a Facebook account." -Darryl Jones.
"Light yourself on fire and then roll in broken glass to put out the fire!" -from Isaiah Harris's Twitter Feed, explaining how to replicate the feeling after an 800M race. "Even pit bulls call him Coach." -Brian Mount, reacting to a visit to Coach Groves from Hunter Backenstose's pit bull, Blanche.
"Your blog is amazing and I’ve always loved your humor. Thanks for continually bringing me a smile." -Don Ziter, two-time winner of the Coach Groves Golf Tournament.
"Your blog is amazing." -Bob Trump.
"Keep up the great work." -Nick Scarpello, after winning the 2016 Carlsbad 5K.
"Goodbye to all that. (Politics) I am turning into Jeremiah Johnson, a shunner." -Rob Whiteside, walking the Appalachian Trail.
"I'd rather see you laying in a gutter with your head split open than to see you run like that." -Coach Groves, following a poor showing of 800M runners at a Beaver Stadium Meet, late 70's.
"You do a fantastic job." -Phil Caraher.
"You are amazing at blogging." -Walt Chadwick.
"Best blog out there." -Phil Passen.
"...it tops all sites I've seen with its sense of humor." -George Brose, author of the website Once Upon a Time in the Vest, about our humble blog.
"Great post as usual DFB!" -Darryl Jones.
"You just don't f*** with a f*****." -sage advice from Coach Groves, as told to Tim Backenstose and me, 5/17/14.
"When I was a kid, I saw an illegal dice game in the bathroom at Franklin Field." -Matthew Groves, 2013, remembering the Penn Relays Carnival.
"Don't sit next to Balkey and Artie at a track meet...You'll end up talking about hockey for 3 hours." -Coach Groves to Rebecca Donaghue, 2013.
"The first 45 mile week I ever ran, I ran in the first 3 days at PSU- Thank you very much, Bruce Baden!" -Larry Mangan, 2012.
"If it takes longer than a paragraph, you don't have anything to say anyway." -Coach Grovesat the 2012 Track Alumni Dinner
"If you can't get excited for The Penn Relays than damn it, you aint got no soul!" -Coach Groves, as reported by Matt Lincoln at the 2012 Penn Relays.
"Athletics is for education and recreation, nothing else. Winning is important only in that you learn more." -Coach Harry Groves, 5/21/2011 at the Alumni "Run". "... for a brief time, I'm the greatest Track Coach in the world." -Coach Harry Groves, at his Retirement 2006.
"You must do something about the cheating!" -Coach Harry Groves, after golfing two holes with each foursome in 2009.
"We made Harry cry." -Randy Moore, remembering the 1985 Penn Relays 4 X 800.
"Even my mother calls me Coach." -Coach Harry Groves, circa 1977, whenever a student/athlete dared call him Harry.
Housed in an immaculate garage in San Francisco's suburbs is the greatest Track and Field Museum in the World. And I am honored to have a lifetime pass to the facility. And our great Group Friend and memberMichael Fanelli sent us this gift cementing his place in my foursome at a future Coach Groves Golf Tourney. He could do worse than a 3-time winner!
At Penn in 1922 Penn State wins what is then called the American
College Championship sprint medley relay (440, 220,220, 880)...the
winning team as shown here ran 3:33 1/5
Here is the 1922 winning Medley Relay squad of J. Moore, Alan Helffrich, (?) Lock, and Larry Shields.
Our esteemed Morale Officer recently had the opportunity to attend the festivities at the New York Athletic Club's celebration of its 150th birthday. He even had the required jacket!
He obtained these pics of the Nittany Lions honored in their Hall of Fame. Horace Ashenfelter, Curtis Stone and Alan Helffrich!
This is a cross-post with our wonderful friend and spouse of a Nittany Lion, Mike Fanelli. Mike owns the finest Track and Field Museum in the world. It is meticulously kept in the garage of his Northern California home. Recently, the wildfires (some of them purposely set!) threatened the garage and his whole neighborhood. He was able to stuff most of the more recent stuff into his trunk, and with little else, drive off with no knowledge of what he would find when he returned. And this happened more than once.
Somehow, his home was spared and Mike has returned to systematically documenting the history of our sport in his very own dynamic style. As I have said before, the Fanelli family is one of the most interesting I could imagine and I would love to create a television series about them once I am finished with being a Movie Producer (a sequel to my first film is under discussion!)
He offered me his latest find with the caveat that I hold off on posting until he was done. Of course, I accepted. And what a doozy it is! It includes:
The only loss in Paavo Nurmi's triumphant American tour in 1925 was his loss to Nittany Lion 2-lapper Alan Hellfrich in the 880Y. (That made him 54/55 for the 5-month duration tour.)
Pics from the 1923 World Record 4 x 880Y Relay from the Nittany Lions
From Mike Fanelli:
NURMI KILLER...in 1925, the greatest ever Flying Finn, Paavo Nurmi,
embarked on a North American tour in which he ran 55 races in a 5 month
period. He had been undefeated in 5 full years and held the longest
ever win streak in track and field history at 121 straight (a certain
American intermediate hurdler has since surpassed said streak with his
122 victories) On the very final competition of his marathon racing tour, the bionic Finn, who by then had already collected 8 Olympic gold medals, would contest 880 yards before 20,000 spectators on the three cornered "track" within Yankee Stadium.*
Alas, his farewell footrace was foiled by Alan Helffrich, the Penn
State speedster pictured here (while anchoring the Nittany Lions to a
7:48.8 world record two mile relay at Penn in 1923). The Nittany
Lion absolutely buried Nurmi in the final 75 yards and won going away.
Known for his ferocious finishing speed, Helffich, the 'under the radar'
spoiler, (and nearby Yonkers native) actually sported some fairly
respectable credentials of his own. By virtue of his fifth place
finish in the 400 at the 1920 Trials, Helffrich became a USA Olympic
relay alternate in the summer just after high school graduation...and
then ran second leg on the world record setting 4 x 400 meter relay at
the 1924 Games. He was a two time NCAA half mile champ (1922 and 1923)
and the AAU first placer circa 1921, 1922, and 1925. As well, at one
time Alan Helffrich held the world indoor records at 500 meters, 600
meters, 800 meters, plus the 880 yards. So, I guess it's really no wonder that this 'unknown' Penn Stater proficiently pummeled Paavo circa 1925. And that, my track nerd brethren, is your history lesson for the day ;)
Penn State 1923 World Record 4 x 880Y (7:48.8)
Alan Helffrich.
The Penn Relays WR Finish
*The newly built Yankee Stadium dates to April, 1923.
** I have taken some abuse for the use of the word "Addition" instead of "Edition" in the title. But rather than the normal error of fact inherent in the blog with it all, it was a play on words! The Interns will be accepting (not excepting!) apologies all week.
2023 Indoor National Champion, Olympic Silver Medalist 2016, 2020(21), 2024 2-time World Champion and 2022, 2023 Diamond League Champion, 2023 Bronze Medalist World Championship
"First Light"- I took the best photo of the Lion Shrine I've ever seen!*
click on photo to download and then go ahead and print a masterpiece on your own! *(except the one with the naked twins in the 70's!)