Did I tell you about the first time I was here, buying batteries for my camping lantern at Wal Mart? As I was reaching for my wallet, and I'm not masking this up, in the door walked a man covered from the top of his head to the bottom of his boots in coal dust. Did I tell you I'm not making this up, or embellishing it in any way? Straight from whatever mine was closest to Wal Mart, without even thinking of changing clothes or taking a shower. The funny part was that I was the only person in the store that reacted as if something was amiss. I didn't have a cell phone for photos at the time but my wife will vouch for my complete and honest portrayal of events. Imagine a photo of some big guy and then insert a silhouette instead. And did I tell you I'm not making it up?
West Virginia Jokes (With apologies to Jeff Adkins, WV's Mr. Football in 1977.)
How do you know tooth brushes were invented in WV? (They would be called teeth brushes if they were invented anywhere else.)
Why do so many get away with murder in WV? (The DNA always matches everyone and there are no dental records.)
"Athletics is for education and recreation, nothing else. Winning is important only in that you learn more." -Coach Groves.