"LIKE, IT'S CROSS COUNTRY! IT'S LIKE WHERE THEY RUN AROUND A LOT, AND NOT EVEN ON A TRACK WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THEM. THEY RUN IN THE WOODS SOMETIMES, AND ON GOLF COURSES AND STUFF. SOMETIMES THEY RUN IN MUD AND, LIKE, ENJOY IT. I ONLY KNOW BECAUSE IN HIGH SCHOOL IT WAS A NO-CUT SPORT. NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA HOW THEY KEEP SCORE, BUT IT'S FUN."
For those who are as afraid of the real world as I am, here's a Lego rendition...
Have a happy Cross Country season, everyone!
