Foursome Number 5: The Ringers

Steve Walsh '01, Andrew Jenkins '00, Bradd DelMuto '01 and Mike Enwright '04 combined to make what I considered to be the most formidable foursome of this year's tournament.  With 2 returning champions and Steve "Clubber" Walsh (he can really smack the ball) these guys could have easily won the tourney if they could only figure out this year's sanctioned cheating.  These four guys bought 4 12-inch strings for $100 (thanks for the donation to the scholarship funds!) and ended up not using them!  With their one-stroke loss to Clark Haley et al, if they had used 2 of them they would have been champions.  Either way, it was great having these repeat golfers.  I have enjoyed meeting them and spreading the mirth to a new generation of our group.  It's really what all of this is about.

Current Champions Returning For a Shot at the Hall of Honor!

Remember, it takes two engravings on the Harry Groves Memorial Cup* to qualify for inclusion in our controversial and elite Hall of Honor.  (That or being an All-American, National Record Holder or Olympian).  That's where the controversy comes in.  I inadvertently missed some All-Americans last year, ruffling some feathers, for which I'm truly sorry and ashamed.  (My entire staff of fact-checkers were sacked unceremoniously following the incident!)

Andrew Jenkins, and Bradd DelMuto are returning for a shot at immortality!  This despite the fact I can't show a photo of their winning foursome because apparently no one took a photo of them last year!  Anyone in possession of one will be richly rewarded, or we'll try to recreate or photoshop one this year.

So instead of a photo for this post, I will repeat a great video of me and Coach putting in the 2008 Tourney.  Draino!



And here's another one of Coach explaining why, for at least a brief instant, he was the greatest track coach in the world! 



*Coach is still very much alive and can still kick your a**.  The "Memorial" Cup was actually an inside joke at the beginning of the tourney, before it went viral!