Coach Lambastes Both Young and Old!

It is rumored that Coach has called all graduates before 1980 and

after 1990 pansies for not golfing in his tournament. Independent confirmation of these statements could not be obtained, but chances are good they are accurate representations of something he might say.

On the bright side, The Van appears to be in good shape, although not environmentally friendly.

2 Weeks Left!

Some people just don't belong, but you don't have to be one of them. There is still time to enter the world of Best-Ball Alumni fun. It is rumored that this year mulligans will be available for a small donation. Imagine that, you'll possibly be able to hit an extra bad shot!

Thanks for voting in the first poll. Gary plans to use his extra year of eligibility trying to break 7:00 in the mile. Sam Borchers better watch out.

The second poll is up and running. Which is the most appalling excuse given for not coming. (The names of the guilty are mercifully excluded.)

Don't forget, comments are welcome to any post. Feel free to give me feedback or grief. Any suggestions will be mulled over before being laughed off. (Just kidding.)

Addendum: Only one day left to bid on joining Clark and Coach in the Foursome of Your Dreams. You'll be able to tell your grandchildren about the day The Elks kicked us off their course! Imagine the tire tracks across the greens from The Van. Bring your cameras everyone, the News Networks pay handsomely for big stories like this.

Update: Bidding is now closed on Coach's foursome. Apparently you can bid on being in the foursome behind Coach (Oops, I didn't see you there behind that hill!) But remember, last year's "best" shot actually went backward.

Grandma says, "Sign up for the tourney sonny, you only get so many chances to be with old friends."

(She adds, "Don't drink any of that evil rum.")

Listen to your grandma boys, foursomes are filling up fast. There's very little time left to bid on Coach's foursome. Rekindle the times of yore while destroying acres of lush greenery and being verbally abused for it!

Update: Coach will not be using a golf cart for his foursome, but will be driving The Van.