Grandma says, "Sign up for the tourney sonny, you only get so many chances to be with old friends."

(She adds, "Don't drink any of that evil rum.")

Listen to your grandma boys, foursomes are filling up fast. There's very little time left to bid on Coach's foursome. Rekindle the times of yore while destroying acres of lush greenery and being verbally abused for it!

Update: Coach will not be using a golf cart for his foursome, but will be driving The Van.