Idiot Officers Scramble for Alternative Activities in Case of Rain

(Readership soared after I posted the naked bike ride protest picture, so I just did it again!  My defense is, that according to Monty Python, I am not showing any naughty bits, so all is fair.  Also in my defense, women track uniforms often show more skin.)

With a 35 % chance of thunderstorms on Saturday, we are scrambling to come up with suitable alternative activities should thunder and lightning thwart our golfing activities. Your crack team of idiot officers have come up with several remedies.

• Positioning Todd Leggett  or someone taller than he on the 5th hole birdhouse, holding aloft a 1-iron.  Even God can't hit a 1-iron! 
• Those golfers older than 21 and younger than 50 will be assigned foursomes for Beer Pong at The Phyrst.  Coach Groves will be referee using the Queensbury Rules as his guide.
• Those golfers older than 50 will participate in the Championship of America 4 X 1 hour napping relay all afternoon at the Hampton Inn, Official Napping Headquarters for PSU Track Alumni Golf.
• Anyone younger than 21 will help out the nappers by bringing beer or soda from Clark Haley's (The Keeper of the Beer) room between relay legs..
• Non-golfers will forego the climb up Mt. Nittany and instead build a model of Beaver Stadium using macaroni in the Hampton Inn Lobby.