- Showers are optional. That same band-aid was here last year!
- Showers are disgusting and give immediate fungal disorders. Anti-fungal medication is available at the Camp Store.
- The size of one's RV has nothing to do with the size of anyone's body parts.
- The number of tattoos per camper can be discerned with the following formula: x = y * (pi)(weight in kg) with y being the number of limbs intact per camper.
- The number of natural teeth per camper utilizes the same formula above divided by 12.
- Amount spent for one's RV should = 2*(Total Yearly Household Income) or 6*(Home value) whichever is higher.
- Dogs should be at least 1/4 pit bull no matter what the Rules state.
- Fireworks are not just for the Fourth of July, you silly fool.
- Quiet Hours are from 1:00AM to 2:04AM.
- Large campfires are required at all campsites 24/7 when the temperature exceeds 90 degrees F.
- BONUS FACT: EBT cards are not accepted as payment regardless of how long the line is behind you. But keep trying, nobody is as important as you.
Friday, July 4, 2014
Off-Topic Rant: Ten Things I Have Learned in Ten Years at Campgrounds
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it's off-topic, but RIP Louis Zamperini.When tattoos and toothlessness in W.V. get you down, spare a thought for what he went through.
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