The Barkley Marathons got real for Ron Moore when he received an email with condolences from Race Director Lazarus Lake several months ago. Somehow, he was happy after being the next runner up in last year's Weight List. Although Ron will have to wait until next year to really run the race, our Lego version of Ron soldiers on...
The letter also includes details of when the race is being held. Yeah, the race is held on a day only Laz knows. It is usually a weekend somewhere around Apri Fool's Day. This is never published as far as I know. Word of mouth spreads it far and wide, but is frowned upon by members of the Inner Circle.
Error: Only runners who complete all 5 circuits are guaranteed entry the next year according to Ron Moore. I was wrong. More on that gate later.
The condolence letter comes in enough time to sorta kinda prepare, but training had better be well under way in order to have a chance at a good performance.
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