Penn State Track and Field Alumni (Golf): Boston Marathon Weekend Warms Us Up For Penn Relays

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Monday, April 18, 2022

Boston Marathon Weekend Warms Us Up For Penn Relays

Doreen (Startare) McCoubrie will again be trudging from Hopkinton to Boston on Patriot's Day. I am sure there are others...

Warming up for Doreen were Tim McGowan and Tori Gerlach who both placed 15th in the Boston Marathon 5K.

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2015: Curt Allison, Bill Whittaker '73, Brian Boyer '80 and Todd Kletter '98 (-2) Mountain View Country Club

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2010: Nick K. '85, Drew Hardyk, Bradd DelMuto '01, Andrew Jenkins '00(-5) The Elks Club Course

2009: Brian Boyer '80, Jim Clelland '80, Gary Black '82 '84 '86, Paul Mundy '85 (-6) The Elks Club Course

2008: Clark Haley '85, Steve Balkey '88, Mike McCahill '83, Brian Laird '89/ Bill Whittaker '73(-6) The Elks Club Course

2007: Beth (Stever) Shisler '86, Harry Smith '84, Gary Black '82 '84 '86, Clark Haley '85 (-3) The Elks Club Course

2006: David Baskwill '81, Don Ziter '81, Zeb Stewart '83, Robert Gifford '89 (-5) Penn State White Course

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2002: Robert Gifford '89, Brian Laird '89, Clark Haley '85 (-3) Penn State Blue Course

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