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"...a blogger, who is just a bullsh*tter with an IP address."
-Anonymous, Ace of Spades Blog, 2021.
"Gutless and talentless. (sic) It's your trademark since 1977."
-Redacted, 2021.
"Friendship, physics, and philosophy---this blog has it all."
-Anonymous, 2011.
"I enjoy what you are doing with this blog. It is truly the only reason to have a Facebook account." -Darryl Jones.
"Light yourself on fire and then roll in broken glass to put out the fire!" -from Isaiah Harris's Twitter Feed, explaining how to replicate the feeling after an 800M race. "Even pit bulls call him Coach." -Brian Mount, reacting to a visit to Coach Groves from Hunter Backenstose's pit bull, Blanche.
"Your blog is amazing and I’ve always loved your humor. Thanks for continually bringing me a smile." -Don Ziter, two-time winner of the Coach Groves Golf Tournament.
"Your blog is amazing." -Bob Trump.
"Keep up the great work." -Nick Scarpello, after winning the 2016 Carlsbad 5K.
"Goodbye to all that. (Politics) I am turning into Jeremiah Johnson, a shunner." -Rob Whiteside, walking the Appalachian Trail.
"I'd rather see you laying in a gutter with your head split open than to see you run like that." -Coach Groves, following a poor showing of 800M runners at a Beaver Stadium Meet, late 70's.
"You do a fantastic job." -Phil Caraher.
"You are amazing at blogging." -Walt Chadwick.
"Best blog out there." -Phil Passen.
"...it tops all sites I've seen with its sense of humor." -George Brose, author of the website Once Upon a Time in the Vest, about our humble blog.
"Great post as usual DFB!" -Darryl Jones.
"You just don't f*** with a f*****." -sage advice from Coach Groves, as told to Tim Backenstose and me, 5/17/14.
"When I was a kid, I saw an illegal dice game in the bathroom at Franklin Field." -Matthew Groves, 2013, remembering the Penn Relays Carnival.
"Don't sit next to Balkey and Artie at a track meet...You'll end up talking about hockey for 3 hours." -Coach Groves to Rebecca Donaghue, 2013.
"The first 45 mile week I ever ran, I ran in the first 3 days at PSU- Thank you very much, Bruce Baden!" -Larry Mangan, 2012.
"If it takes longer than a paragraph, you don't have anything to say anyway." -Coach Grovesat the 2012 Track Alumni Dinner
"If you can't get excited for The Penn Relays than damn it, you aint got no soul!" -Coach Groves, as reported by Matt Lincoln at the 2012 Penn Relays.
"Athletics is for education and recreation, nothing else. Winning is important only in that you learn more." -Coach Harry Groves, 5/21/2011 at the Alumni "Run". "... for a brief time, I'm the greatest Track Coach in the world." -Coach Harry Groves, at his Retirement 2006.
"You must do something about the cheating!" -Coach Harry Groves, after golfing two holes with each foursome in 2009.
"We made Harry cry." -Randy Moore, remembering the 1985 Penn Relays 4 X 800.
"Even my mother calls me Coach." -Coach Harry Groves, circa 1977, whenever a student/athlete dared call him Harry.
Spouse the Better completed the Disney Half Marathon this morning despite breaking her ankle less than 3 weeks ago. This continues a 12 year streak of the race.
As her podiatrist, I knew she would do this and nothing would stop her. And despite walking with a CAM boot, she passed many runners in the "race". She was powered by the autograph of Olympian Jeff Galloway. I ran 2 miles on the hotel treadmill in a slightly faster pace. Slightly. Never bet against my wife.
Ron Moore is still on the weight list for the Barkley Marathons (fingers crossed), but his adopted dog from the course in Frozen Head State Park is now a star in Runners World!
Ron tried to wear his Apple Hill Podiatry shirt for the filming, but I guess he was overruled.
I had my treadmill serviced last week. It had run out of wax and it was sounding a bit louder lately. Vitu Chiwaka of A.I. Fitness in New Cumberland, PA fixed it up just fine. So I can add to the mileage on "The Beast".
Yeah, 23,304 miles in 15 years. Not counting the scores of miles I have actually run outside! hee hee hee
Happy New Year! Let's start out with a bang. A Big Bang of sorts...
If anyone can help me understand any of this, I will be all ears. Strings, bubbles, accelerating expansion and extra dimensions reminds me of the days when the kids were crawling in the tubes high above the floor at Chuck E. Cheese's. But as far as understanding any of the Physics in this paper, I will stick to Skee Ball and cardboard pizza, thank you very much.
Well, I finally did it! I filmed a walk-on part in the latest horror movie from the great people at Darkstone Entertainment.
As way of history, I first got involved in the film making business when Steve Black related that he was in the teaser trailer for a remake of the "worst movie ever made". It was filmed in Virginia, where Steve was a part-time actor appearing in numerous episodes on the Investigation Discovery Channel.See if you can spot Steve running away from zombies!
My thoughts went back to those good ole summer days spent watching Dr. Shock bring us all the classic horror flicks from WPHL 17 Philadelphia in the early 70s.
One of those flicks was the monstrously cheaply made "Plan 9 From Outer Space" by the notoriousEd Wood. To be able to be involved with a remake of the film meant to honor the previous director AND maintain the fun and humor of the whole thing, was an opportunity I couldn't pass up. I invested just enough to become an Associate Producer on the film and get my name up on the big screen for the first time ever!
The film caused quite a stir in the horror movie world and was greeted with enough acclaim to ensure that Writer, DirectorJohn Johnson had an easier time with funding for his follow-up film, "The Dark Net". I still invested in the film and was honored with a walk-on role as an Assistant to the Mayor of the beseiged town of Nilbog, with three lines of dialog!
Writer, Director John Johnson. Photo by Barb Black.
Waiting my turn to "shine" Photo by Barb Black.
Filmed on location in Buena Vista, Virginia. Photo by Bark Black.
Makeup artist and camerawoman Mariah Smith Johnson
Let's just say that I am not an actor. I had "starred" in my Senior Class Play 41 years ago, but I have very little recollection of the whole thing. I only messed one line up in three performances of the Peter Sellers Classic, "The Mouse That Roared". Not so with this one, though...
They tell me the several takes are enough to piece together usable film. I don't know how? I honestly wasn't nervous at all until the word "action" was spoken, and then I was a babbling, forgetful middle-aged podiatrist way out of his league. Oh well, I did this in a homage to Steve Black, who would have made a very fine star in either of these films. He's laughing at me now from above.
The Premiere of the film will be in June, with VOD and DVD sales to follow. I will keep all of you up-to-date. I have arranged a viewing in York with the Director following its first showing in Virginia. Maybe a few lucky members of our group can make a party of it that day? I will be in an uncharacteristically good mood.
Wow, it was a glorious year for Penn State Track and Field and all in our Alumni group. To think that Darrell Hill's USATF Championship in the Shot Put garnered only third place with 13% of the vote this year is sorta kinda unbelievable. The Big Guys have won the last several years, so I'm sure they won't be too upset.
And to think that an NCAA Championship in the Weight Throw came in second with 26% of the vote is equally astounding. David Lucas stunned everyone except observant members of our group with his Herculean heave.
But the winner in a runaway was Isaiah Harris's long awaited NCAA Championship in the 800M with 49% of the vote.
Our soon-to-be regular poster and current Blog LaureateLawrence Mangan wrote this post on our Facebook Page, so I am reposting it here so everyone can see it.
Person of the Year.
As another year draws to a close and we celebrate
the very worthy athletic accomplishments of current and former Nittany
Lions, I think it's important to recognize a very significant
off-the-field/track performance. Ben Franklin said that nothing can be
said to be certain, except death and taxes. But before this lovely
thing called life slips from our grasp, some of us transition in varied
ways. Our Coach is in such a transition, and one person from our
ranks is honorably resolute in being his able guide. Despite the fact
that he would deflect and be uncomfortable with such attention or any
compliment, I nominate Greg Fredericks as our Person of the Year. If we
had such an award, Greg would have won it for at least the past decade,
maybe even as long as his 5K and 10K records have stood the test of
time (46 years in case you just landed on this planet), and will get my
nod for as long as he keeps hanging around being an all together fine
human being.
David Foster Baskwill
I apologize yet again for failing to post this on the
Glob..Golb...Blog. It will be my New Years resolution to acquire the
requisite skill set! For the rest of us, be sure to pay special
attention to that older person in your community who may not have such a
special guide. Maybe you could try to be like Greg.
There was a big decrease in nominations this year, possibly because of the quality of performances early in the year. Regardless, there were ten nominations, so we will put them up to a vote all at once.
Please vote for your top 2 Performances this year!
Voting will end on Christmas Day. Spread the word far and wide!
Vote for the Performance of the Year 2018 (Vote for 2)
We have highlighted PSU's half-mile and 800M prowess many times, from the turn of the previous Century to this year's NCAA Championship. But here's one I didn't know about. And the greatest Track and Field Museum CuratorMike Fanelli, just dug up another one!
Following the 1952 Olympics where Horace Ashenfelter set the world record in the 3000M Steeplechase, the team headed to Jolly Ole for a battle of Revolutionary importance. The US team bested the Brits in a head-to-head matchup for all the marbles.
In that crew was Horace's brother Bill on the 4 x 880y team. And they won against the home team in a world record time of 7:29.2!
Paul Newman's self-professed favorite movie. It gets better each time it is watched. Written by a woman who's brother was a minor league hockey player. The ultimate movie to explain what the '70s were really like. And some people you probably know were extras in the movie. Half of State College drove to Johnstown for the rink scenes. I once dressed in the arena just below the Managers Office for the Johnstown 10K, my all-time 10K PR. Even won a pair of shoes in the post race raffle.
2023 Indoor National Champion, Olympic Silver Medalist 2016, 2020(21), 2024 2-time World Champion and 2022, 2023 Diamond League Champion, 2023 Bronze Medalist World Championship
"First Light"- I took the best photo of the Lion Shrine I've ever seen!*
click on photo to download and then go ahead and print a masterpiece on your own! *(except the one with the naked twins in the 70's!)