Coming Signs of the Zombie Apocalypse*

* and by Zombie Apocalypse I don't necessarily mean actually zombies, but maybe, so keep your guard up.

1. Haile Gebrselassie runs a 2:08.17 marathon in Japan after "fading badly" in the final mile and comes in fourth.
2. The constant 4 years of campaigning by Democrats and Republicans will continue for another 4 years no matter the results of the next election.
3. Our humble blog was again shut out of the Bloggies.  We need to lobby harder for a Track/Physics category or something.
4. Five planets are visible in the night-time (duh, not the daytime!) sky.
5. Every man, woman and child in America owes a gazillion dollars due to our Republican and Democratic Leaders. Good luck with that.
6. St. Mary's College in California ADDED Division I Mens and Womens Outdoor Track to its Sports Program.
7. The Tevatron Scientists announced it had narrowed the hiding place of the Higgs boson to one lowly corner of the Universe with its experiments prior to being dismantled for parts.
8. Welsh pranksters somehow found a way to make direction signs for a half-marathon more confusing!
   

        9.  PSU soon begins Spring Football Practice without a Paterno for the first time since 1950.
      10.  You can actually spend $23.60 on a coffee at Starbucks!
      11.  Scientists have beaten Moore's Law by creating a transistor out of a single atom.
      12.  They are now making surgical scrubs with a low rise so that doctors and nurses can both attain the ultimate in plumber's crack!