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3. Friday night reception $35
4. Saturday Awards Dinner $55
5. Those under 18 $10 for (Friday and Saturday)
6. Golf only $100 ($150 for golf and dinner Saturday)

Monday, May 9, 2016

Will this M-Theory Beast Demolish The Standard Model?

With the new superpowers of the CERN Super Colllider back at full strength following the weasel mishap, hints of a new particle 6 times bigger than the Higgs Boson have been detected.  This has all the right scientists in a tizzy.  And well it should.  This could be the thing that makes the Standard Model cry "Uncle" once and for all.

 Professor John Nerdelbaum Frink, Jr.

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