THE GOLF IS OPTIONAL, THE MIRTH IS REQUIRED! The only blog detailing PSU Track and Field, (not always great!) Golf, Physics topics and great videos at the same time! An eclectic mish-mash (mess) of just about everything imaginable. Penn State Track and Field Alumni Golfers have honored PSU Track/XC, Coach Harry Groves and abused golf courses throughout Happy Valley since 2002. Help spread the word!
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"...a blogger, who is just a bullsh*tter with an IP address."
-Anonymous, Ace of Spades Blog, 2021.
"Gutless and talentless. (sic) It's your trademark since 1977."
-Redacted, 2021.
"Friendship, physics, and philosophy---this blog has it all."
-Anonymous, 2011.
"I enjoy what you are doing with this blog. It is truly the only reason to have a Facebook account." -Darryl Jones.
"Light yourself on fire and then roll in broken glass to put out the fire!" -from Isaiah Harris's Twitter Feed, explaining how to replicate the feeling after an 800M race. "Even pit bulls call him Coach." -Brian Mount, reacting to a visit to Coach Groves from Hunter Backenstose's pit bull, Blanche.
"Your blog is amazing and I’ve always loved your humor. Thanks for continually bringing me a smile." -Don Ziter, two-time winner of the Coach Groves Golf Tournament.
"Your blog is amazing." -Bob Trump.
"Keep up the great work." -Nick Scarpello, after winning the 2016 Carlsbad 5K.
"Goodbye to all that. (Politics) I am turning into Jeremiah Johnson, a shunner." -Rob Whiteside, walking the Appalachian Trail.
"I'd rather see you laying in a gutter with your head split open than to see you run like that." -Coach Groves, following a poor showing of 800M runners at a Beaver Stadium Meet, late 70's.
"You do a fantastic job." -Phil Caraher.
"You are amazing at blogging." -Walt Chadwick.
"Best blog out there." -Phil Passen.
"...it tops all sites I've seen with its sense of humor." -George Brose, author of the website Once Upon a Time in the Vest, about our humble blog.
"Great post as usual DFB!" -Darryl Jones.
"You just don't f*** with a f*****." -sage advice from Coach Groves, as told to Tim Backenstose and me, 5/17/14.
"When I was a kid, I saw an illegal dice game in the bathroom at Franklin Field." -Matthew Groves, 2013, remembering the Penn Relays Carnival.
"Don't sit next to Balkey and Artie at a track meet...You'll end up talking about hockey for 3 hours." -Coach Groves to Rebecca Donaghue, 2013.
"The first 45 mile week I ever ran, I ran in the first 3 days at PSU- Thank you very much, Bruce Baden!" -Larry Mangan, 2012.
"If it takes longer than a paragraph, you don't have anything to say anyway." -Coach Grovesat the 2012 Track Alumni Dinner
"If you can't get excited for The Penn Relays than damn it, you aint got no soul!" -Coach Groves, as reported by Matt Lincoln at the 2012 Penn Relays.
"Athletics is for education and recreation, nothing else. Winning is important only in that you learn more." -Coach Harry Groves, 5/21/2011 at the Alumni "Run". "... for a brief time, I'm the greatest Track Coach in the world." -Coach Harry Groves, at his Retirement 2006.
"You must do something about the cheating!" -Coach Harry Groves, after golfing two holes with each foursome in 2009.
"We made Harry cry." -Randy Moore, remembering the 1985 Penn Relays 4 X 800.
"Even my mother calls me Coach." -Coach Harry Groves, circa 1977, whenever a student/athlete dared call him Harry.
Thanks to the work of Mark Hawkins and some donations from other Alumni Golfers, a special Alumni T-Shirt was made for Coach Teri Jordan who retired last year. With all the craziness of 2020, it was finally hand delivered to her by Beth (Stever) Shisler in sunny Florida! Thanks for all you did for PSU Track and Field and XC.
Coach's daughter Marianne has sent along info about a Zoom Ceremony honoring Coach Groves on October 18th.
Here is some information about an event at William & Mary for
Dad. It is on October 18, 2020 at 4:00 PM and it is a virtual event.
If you will need to go to homecoming.wm.edu/sunsetceremony.
Upon opening you will see in the upper right hand corner a box
to register. You will need to fill in the boxes as needed. In the
box labeled “Select Registration Type” select Guest/friend of
WM/Other. On the boxes that do not apply select not applicable on the
drop down list. Once finish select the next button.
You will see the events that are being presented select Sunset
Ceremony. Click next. There is no cost for this event, it will show
that. Keep going until you complete the registration. Upon
completion you will receive an email showing you are register
with more instructions for when the day comes. If you have problems
you can call 757-221-7529 speak with Alisha. This is a zoom event
just to watch. Feel free to share with others if you like.
Housed in an immaculate garage in San Francisco's suburbs is the greatest Track and Field Museum in the World. And I am honored to have a lifetime pass to the facility. And our great Group Friend and memberMichael Fanelli sent us this gift cementing his place in my foursome at a future Coach Groves Golf Tourney. He could do worse than a 3-time winner!
At Penn in 1922 Penn State wins what is then called the American
College Championship sprint medley relay (440, 220,220, 880)...the
winning team as shown here ran 3:33 1/5
Here is the 1922 winning Medley Relay squad of J. Moore, Alan Helffrich, (?) Lock, and Larry Shields.
It took me a lot longer than Phileas Fogg did in the 1956 movie and the two most recent remakes of Jules Verne's classic 1873 novel. It was a loose goal of mine from undergraduate days while in a statistics class. I had figured the chances of making it 4 times around the world somewhat remote. And I am probably correct with that...
But 25,000 miles x 3 seemed realistic and worth running, jogging and now slogging toward. (Actually it's 24,902 x 3 = 74,706 miles.)
There are some in our Universe with more, even if they never kept track (the sane among us!) In the lead is coach John Lucas with more than 160,000miles. If I am wrong, let me know.
So, the statistics for me:
75,001.25 miles in 16,478 days
4.55 miles per day since June 1975, when I started keeping track. There were probably 2,000 miles before that do not count.
With 90.14% of days run, that's 5.05 miles per days run.
Longest run in one day was 40 miles. Longest continual run was 35 miles.
Longest streak of days with at least one mile run is 2,022 days (5.6 years)
Longest streak with no run is 42 days (fibular neck fracture)
Best race (according to IAAF (World Athletics) points is 10 miles in 51:11 in 1977 with 1978 Johnston road 10K in 30:47 second, and 1980 PSU Track 10K in 30:54 third. (891 points, 889 points and 888 points)
Since way before the current Pandemic, I have been lamenting the loss of Track and field Programs across the country. West Virginia, Millersville, Bowling Green and Maryland (reversed for Outdoor) only started the trend. Recent additions of William and Mary and Akron added a second layer. Now, the Pandemic has given administrators another reason to eliminate more Programs.
Bob Hamer sums up the situation with superb insight:
There is so much to cover in all of this and where it has gone wrong but it begins and ends with football.
ADs
and universities realized years ago that the big time money was in
football. Yes the NCAA BB tourney makes a billion dollars but you share
that with every DI school. Football is not controlled by the NCAA.
Conferences control their media rights and make a ton of money off of
these rights. There was a scramble to chase these big payouts which led
to conference realignment years ago. The BIG media rights payout was
supposed to be $52 million in 2021. Not certain how that will play out
this year due to COVID but rational thinking would lead to believe it
would be less. This is why other conferences are playing football right
now. Money. Rutgers faces a ton of criticism in NJ for being in the BIG
and spending the money they spend. Who is laughing now when they get $52
million from the BIG. They won the lottery due to their cable TV
footprint and eyeballs. UConn sold their soul for football and they were
left at the altar by the ACC and now they are left with a football team
with no conference and they had to grovel to rejoin the Big East. They
also cut sports this summer as a result.
Here are the projections for future years for the media rights payouts for the BIG
2024 almost $70 million
2029 $89 million
Let's
apply this to Minnesota. In 3 years they are expected to get $18
million more per year in media rights and then $38 million more per year
in 8 years. They cut 4 sports to save $2.7 million per year. And to
continue to invest heavily in football because they are experiencing a
huge resurgence under Coach Fleck.
College
athletics has changed drastically in the last 10-15 years. As schools
are investing in football, they are also investing heavily in other non
revenue sports. Eventually the model of supporting 25-30 sports at this
level is non sustainable. They have palatial locker rooms,
incredible facilities, flying all over the country for competition,
snack stations, stipends, etc. All of this is great for the non revenue
sports except that they do not generate the money to sustain it. If you
do it for football, you need to provide for others as well. At some
point something has to give. The pandemic has accelerated that. If ADs
wanted, they could try to figure it out. Yes , they are faced with
really tough decisions during these challenging times. In my opinion,
the pandemic has given them the cover to eliminate sports which will
make it easier down the road to provide for the other sports to compete
at their desired level.
I
was angered in the early 1990s when men's XC/TF teams were being cut
for Title IX reasons and I am still angry today by these cuts whether it
is Title IX or budgetary. The opportunity to compete at the college
level was an invaluable experience for all of us. It has connected us
for a lifetime. It established long term friendships and incredible
memories. It was the moments that we spent together on some crazy long
run up the mountains, driving in the van with Coach, hanging in the
dining hall unpacking the crazy workout we just completed, celebrating
the highs and helping each other through the difficult lows, and just
hanging out and experiencing college life. This is what made it special.
My heart breaks for the athletes that have had this taken away or for
the many others who will never get that experience because the
opportunity will not exist anymore.
If it can happen at William & Mary and Minnesota, it can happen anywhere.
Support your program. Rally around it all the time. It gave you so much. Make sure that you give it something back.
We Are!
HAMMER
As always, there is blowback coming, and you can help add to the noise!
Although it has appeared on the Facebook Page before, I wanted to feature The Undersecretary of Fun's epic interview with Dave Wottle on the blog itself. I wanted to interview him previously and even made him, teammate Sid Sink and Evgeni Arkhonov honorary members of 800U. All of them accepted. The difference between Billy Cvecko and I is that Billy always follows up on his ideas. His dogged determination is another feature I admire.
Here are some links to previous posts featuring all of the key figures:
I
miss the little fellow. He was a stray that we adopted into our zoo
after he had roamed the streets for a number of years. It took me 2
years until I could pick him up. He had more fight in his 5 pounds than
most football teams do in the NFL. We have no idea how old he was, but
it must have been ancient. With his age came wisdom beyond his years
and species.
Running in circles for the sake of running in circles is pleasurable most times.
Having one good meal and a bed of your own is really all you need most times.
Having friends around, even if they steal some of your food, is still worth it.
Barking for the sake of barking is pleasurable most times.
Always listen to "the big dog".
Work is a four-letter word ending with the letter k. Nap is much easier. And it ends with a pee.
All trips to the doctor should end with a treat.
Never give up, never give up.
People are mostly good, but occasionally not. Trust, but verify.
Former roommate and multiple Golf Tourney Champion, Doug Kent sends us this wonderful pic of the 1985 Penn Relays Championship of the World America (just gloating a little there) victory lap displayed at a running store in Suburban Philly. Stop by and give them some business!
First up, we must note the results of our previous poll/survey into which abbreviation is preferred by our Universe of Incredible Track and Field Members.
As I suspected, PR (Personal Record) is overwhelmingly preferred by everyone. Now we must ask ourselves why the governing bodies and Magazine of Record always use PB (Personal Best). It couldn't be because of Puerto Rico, could it? Does anyone know? Does anyone care?
Now to the meat of our Post...
The Toad is a rabbit.
Anyone paying attention knows how much I admire our Undersecretary of Fun, Billy Francis Cvecko. His infectious enthusiasm, optimism and wholesomeness makes me happy amidst the worst this world has to offer. He makes surviving through 2020 worthwhile!
While the recent Track and Field News article on Joe Kovacs was great to see, The Toad's in-depth "run" (and throw) with Joe takes precedence over The Bible of the Sport. Now realizing Joe takes golf seriously, let's all work on getting him to one of our Reunions/Golf Tourney in the future.
Which should be the preferred method of abbreviation for the fastest race for a Track Athlete at any given distance or event. (and of the greatest distance in any Field Event for Field Athletes)?
I have always preferred PR. One can have many records in differing events, but should have only 1 considered Best!
It takes bravery to continue forward when everyone else is pulling back. And a fellow PSU Track Alum certainly is brave!
Rod Stahl has opened his recently expanded Axemann Brewery in Bellefonte. With football season over before it starts, maybe we should all visit Happy Valley and visit his establishment instead. Thanks to Greg Fredericks for the head's up on this.
RIP George Steinbrenner. We all loved to hate, or hated to love George.
Only hours after Harry Smith opined that his favorite Seinfeld
Episode was when George and George (Costanza and Steinbrenner) started
sleeping under their desks, the big man is dead! I'm pretty sure an
investigation of any role Harry played in the death is underway.
Several of us have ponied up some cash for a Defense Fund or at least
ensuring that Harry gets a good cell mate. One prominent group member
also speculates that Harry may end up in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. In that
case, all Defense Fund monies will be returned, and he is on his own.
In all seriousness, George Steinbrenner was a life-long friend to Track and Field. Coach Groves once convinced George to donate $1,000,000 to the Penn Relays at a precarious time in its history. His father, Henry Steinbrenner, was a 1928 Olympic Hurdler. MIT's track is named after Henry, a 1927 graduate.
2023 Indoor National Champion, Olympic Silver Medalist 2016, 2020(21), 2024 2-time World Champion and 2022, 2023 Diamond League Champion, 2023 Bronze Medalist World Championship
"First Light"- I took the best photo of the Lion Shrine I've ever seen!*
click on photo to download and then go ahead and print a masterpiece on your own! *(except the one with the naked twins in the 70's!)