Gary Black, seen here dressed as Michael Jackson at a 1983 Halloween Party, ran a 10-miler today in 90:20, despite running with artificial hips, (and a distinct lack of adequate training). He previously ran a 7:10 mile at the Reunion "Track Meet" at the Big Ten Championships. These records are pending, but he promises better times are ahead. What is your sorry excuse?
The Michael Jackson costume came in third, as he wasn't white enough to rival Michael, he was hanging around with people above the age of 13, and he forgot the glove!
Gary will be making an effort to repeat his performance as champion at the Harry Groves Golf Tournament. Remember, golf is the only sport where we all get to dress like Michael Jackson, donning our one glove (with or without glitter!).
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