Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Severe Blow Given to PSU Track Alumni Brainiacs!
After much praise and adulation of IBM's gameshow wonder-child, it turns out that Watson was recently humiliated by a Democratic Congressman at Jeopardy. IBM engineers were not available for comment to this reporter. It is not known whether bribing with extra RAM and Scooby snacks might have persuaded Watson to take it up a notch. The Republican contestant is noted to have been beaten by both Watson and his Democratic comrade by substantial margins. Alex Trebec oversaw the action with his usual French-like condescension. I'm proposing a Winner-Take-All Cage Match between Watson and Charlie Sheen.
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No amount of goading could coax the IBM engineers out of hiding, and I apologize for the inept effort. All in good fun!
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