A dispute involving the materials in the clubs used by Gary Black in his triumphant return to the top of the heap of PSU Track Alumni Golfers has finally been settled. Involving representatives from the IAEA, FBI, FDA, TSA, NASA and The Rothman Institute, the accusations had a full airing at the HQ of our humble group. Their findings confirm the legitimacy of his second engraving on the Harry Groves Memorial Cup.
Following forensic analysis as well as spectral photography, the titanium and ceramic composites were found to be substantially within the rules set forth in the Rules of Golf for Idiots and the Coach Groves signed Queensbury Rules. Both Gary's hips and his clubs are allowed on golf courses and airplanes. This should put to rest any doubts as to the final decision from the idiot officers. Or do we need a "Supreme Leader" and "Assembly of Experts" as seems to work so well in Iran?*
*political references are indeed frowned on by blog officials.
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