Many (Most?) PSU Track Alums Are Smarter Than I

That's Bill Kvashay and his 2012 High School Calculus Class.  If I had only known, I would have asked Bill for help with the worst of my college classes!  (But what I lacked in mathematical intellectual prowess I more than made up for in my Human Sexuality Class.  That's the one where there were 200 actual students in the class but they had to hold it in an auditorium seating 400!)

For the male youngsters out there, the secret to attracting  cheerleaders and sorority sisters is PUPPIES!  It took until 20 years after college to figure that one out.