Thursday, May 10, 2012

The Ten Commandments of the Coach Groves Golf Tournament

  1. Thou shalt have no other Tournament but this one.  
  2. Thou shalt ignore texts and emails and instant messages except in grave situations.
  3. Thou shalt not covet Paul Mundy's driver, "The Beast".
  4. Thou shalt not stretch the rules (too much) and shall abide by Coach Groves' modified Queensbury Rules.
  5. Thou shalt never complain except to one's cart-mate.
  6. Thou shalt not allow ball marks to remain, if you even can create one.
  7. Thou golf shoe spikes shall be soft in nature.
  8. Thou mulligans shall be used in only the neediest of situations.
  9. Thou strings shall not be stretched beyond 12 inches.
  10. Thou shalt return again next year to get thy name on thy Cup.

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