- Hotdogs come in packs of 8 and hot dog rolls come in packs of 6.
- Runners meticulously keep track of their times and miles, but routinely lose their car in the lot at Disney World after the marathon.
- Runners pay up to $300 to purposely run a Marathon in 5 to 6 hours at Disney World.
- Lindsay Lohan plays Elizabeth Taylor in a schlock made-for-TV movie and some are surprised she's getting bad reviews. (including Lindsay Lohan!)
- They are making the 7th, 8th and 9th Episodes of Star Wars.
- A dedicated runner with money to spare won't buy a treadmill that isn't able to allow speeds of less than 4:00/mile, despite not being able to run any faster than 8:00/mile.
- 5-Hour Energy is seriously threatened by rival 6-Hour Energy.
- All seven vacated Tour de France Titles would have gone to a rival who tested positive for PEDs.
- Barefoot Runners actually complain about not having Shoe Contracts.
- The less hair I have, the more a haircut costs.
- Maryland and Rutgers in The B1G. (Maryland has no Men's XC Program).
- The Baconator at Wendy's.
- Flushable Cat Litter.
- They still call it phone dialing.
Monday, November 19, 2012
10(+) Reasons Why I Know God* Has The Best Sense of Humor
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11) KKOB wears a medium.
ReplyDelete* Coach Groves approved!
ReplyDelete("If you can't kick a man when he's down, you don't deserve to kick him.")
hee hee hee