I really don't have anything new today, so I'm going to reprint an old ranting post I recently re-read. It's good to know I totally agree with myself once again! Any additions from the curmudgeons among you are welcome.
- You can't get a drink with a single flavor nowadays. Everything has
to have at least 2 flavors. Most often something normal paired with acai-berry or pomegranate. Good luck finding grape juice if you are in a hurry. Acai-berry and pomegranate must taste horrible on their own.
- All today's cooking shows have to have severe time constraints,
billionaire chefs, and someone must be either eliminated or killed at
the end of the show. Whatever happened to shows like "The Cajun Chef" who wore dungarees, cooked, told stupid stories and made your mouth water?
- What happened to the time when you could buy things at a store with
actual money and just take it home? Now you must supply all your
personal information, pay by electronic means and either have it shipped
to you or pick it up later.
- I'm seemingly the only person on Earth without tattoos, piercings or
jewelry and yet all the others keep telling me about expressing their individuality.
- I have run a lot of miles in my life but it keeps coming back to me that my grandmother used to say, "But you're still here?" And then she would feed me because I was too skinny!
- Supermarkets are 10 times larger than they used to be, but people
only buy 1/10 as much stuff each trip and there is only 1 skinny door to
let people in and out. There are also no windows anymore. The same
principles must apply to both casinos and supermarkets.
- All foods must be paired with guacamole today. Avacados are the pomegranate of solid foods.
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