New: replacing a tartan track with a mondo track.
Old: check cashing at McLanahan's. Risking a $5 bad check fee!
New: paypal on your cell phone. Accepting a 3% charge on everything.
Even Newer: Bitcoin. Risking government men in black storming your dorm.
Old: A 220 yard race on a straightaway.
New: Huh? (yeah, they used to run these on a straightaway!)
Old: High jump heights measured with a stick (My dad for 40 years.)
New: Laser measured high jump heights.
Old: Coach Groves scrawling workouts on a scrap of paper taped to the Rec Hall locker room door.
New: Texted workout instructions sent to your Dropbox account in the Cloud.
Old: A phone call from your mom after practice you need to take in the dorm hallway.
New: A text from the guy sitting next to you at the dinner table after your practice.
Old: All cotton blues and grays. Workout clothes distributed by PSU Equipment Managers.
New: What's cotton? Under Armour compression everything made from petroleum products.
Old: A Mashie on the fairway from 160 yards out.
New: Paul Mundy's Beast from 350 yards out.
Old: Cheating at the Coach Groves Golf Tournament.
New: Cheating at the Coach Groves Golf Tournament (Some things stay the same.)
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