Under heavy security, and with white gloves on all handlers, The Harry Groves Memorial Cup* was unveiled today at a ceremony at an undisclosed location in a bunker beneath the Vice-President's residence.** Vice-President Joe Biden called the whole affair "stupendiferous"! He was genuinely concerned at the lack of an actual cup, but was assured everything was on the up and up.
The Cup's refurbishing took untold amounts of money and meticulous and intricate work, funded by anonymous and caring fellow track alums. The finished product will house many future championship foursomes (or fivesomes!). Stop by the Reunion evening at the Hampton Inn on College Avenue on Friday May 29, 2009 from 7:00PM til 10:00PM to see The Cup for yourself and greet the Event's namesake, Coach Harry Groves. A donation/raffle will be held to support our efforts. You will receive a signed photo of Coach Groves and a chance at some great prizes, plus the companionship of 50 or so idiots just like you!
Addendum: Early weather reports are good for Friday and Saturday of next week. Cross your fingers for our 8th straight fair weather event!
*Yes, Coach Groves is very much alive and can still kick your *ss!
**making fun of politicians is not an activity group officers condone in any way.
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