Thursday, July 4, 2013

Vacation at a Campground Means...

  1. Being in a horrendous traffic jam at least once.
  2. Spending more than $4 for a soft drink at least once.
  3. Not showering nearly enough.
  4. Listening to the rowdies at night and wondering whether you should start drinking again.
  5. Running in unfamiliar territory and not knowing how far or how slow you are going.
  6. "Free" hotcakes for breakfast every day you end up "paying for" later.
  7. Difficulty with internet connections. (Or is it just me?)
  8. Not sleeping nearly enough while everyone tells you that you are sleeping way too much.
  9. Dodging the bozos with golf carts for the 100 meter walk that then steal the shower right in front of you.
  10. The guy with the golf cart that befouls the shower so horrendously that you will never shower again. Again.
  11. The guy lighting fireworks in front of the "No Fireworks" sign.
  12. 2-day-old Washington Post newspapers. You know, back when The USA was still backing the Muslim Brotherhood. In public statements, on the front page. Without shame.
  13. Meeting many new dogs of a million different sizes and shapes.  Happy that pit bulls are seemingly going out of style for all except the hardened among us.
  14. Always being just a bit too hot or a bit too cold all the time.
  15. Difficulty avoiding the throngs visiting the historic sites you don't want to visit.

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