The Physics world is heating up now that the CERN Super Collider is back up and running at increased energy.
- The Higgs Boson is being further defined in the initial experiments. "All of the measured properties are in agreement with the predictions of the Standard Model"
- When the device was powered up at the increased energy, a very strange thing happened! Maybe this actually confirms that there is another Universe where I am actually the world's fastest distance runner!
- And the discoveries about Dark Matter seem to indicate that Physics is even harder than you ever thought!
- But most importantly, a Physicist took the time to prove that Yoda has a negative mass!
"Negative Mass"! That's when we go to church and the priest preaches how evil we all are!
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