- The flip-flops that women wear are always the "good" kind.
- Cutting a V in your toenail will give you an infection in the middle AND an ingrown toenail on the sides.
- All bleeding eventually stops. (I will pause to let that sink in.)
- Minor Surgery is surgery on that other guy.
- Orthotics don't cure everything, just a bunch of them.
- Alternative medicine cures the provider's financial woes.
- The art of good medicine is doing the least amount of anything that helps. Sometimes nothing is the cure.
- Never utter a woman's age, even if she does so first. Also weight, for that matter.
- The longer a patient desires off work is inversely proportional to the true extent of injury.
- If in doubt, think of gout.
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Thanks to KKOB for the image. |
*Loosely inspired by the Laws of
The House of God, the finest medical book ever written. Even better than M*A*S*H.