Trapped Like A Rat 2016 : Volume 2

Scooter rentals should be banned.

Strollers should never have more cup holders than a minivan.

There are thousands of things about Disney that I love to hate.  Among them are:

1. Scooters rentals driven by people in better shape than I.
2. Strollers more intricate than the Lunar Module.
3. The mugs everyone carry around.
4. The lines.
5. The wristbands that track your every move.
6. It's a small world.
7. The predictability of the crowd.
8. Standing room only buses.
9. People happier than anyone should be.
10. The roads are ever confusing and ever changing.