How to Tell If You Are Eligible To Golf In Our Tournament

1. Do you have more than 80% of both thumbs, and are they opposable?
2. Have you ever seen a Tiger Woods ad?
3. Have you mini-golfed in the past 20 years?
4. Can you remain upright on 2 appendages for 30 seconds at a time, kinda?
5. Does sitting in a golf cart with cup-holders appeal to you?
6. Have you seen Caddyshack at least once?
7. Do you have any connection to Penn State Track and Field or Cross Country or know someone who does?
8. Do you like to have fun with others in an outdoor environment?
9. Do skinny distance runners carrying sticks not scare you?
10. Do you want to stay on Coach Groves' good side?

If you can answer yes to all of these, or tell a convincing lie about most of them, you are eligible! As you can see, almost everyone is eligible and desired for our golf tourney.  Complete newbies to the most frustrating game on Earth have won our tournament and have had their name engraved on the Coach Harry Groves Memorial Cup.  This year is your chance.  Make Founder and Professor Emeritus Clark Haley proud and sign up for both the Reunion and the Golf Tournament this year. Sign ups will begin this week.  Keep your eyes open for emails, Facebook alerts, web site rants and even snail mail!