Membership Categories Created** (I'm Joking)

NITTANY LION MEMBERSHIP: $1,000 per year.
The opportunity to attend PSU Track and Field Alumni Idiot Officer's annual shepard's pie dinner, at the RV parking area next to the cow field after the season's first football game.  One guest post, custom-written by us on a topic of your choice to appear on the blog.  A Group Store coffee mug, along with a free gift basket of high quality cheeses from the Berkey Creamery.
HORACE ASHENFELTER INDOOR COMPLEX MEMBERSHIP: $500 per year.
Unlimited commenting privileges (with minimal editing).  A night out with the Idiot Officers, at The Lion's Den on Friday night before the Alumni Reunion.  An engraved Group Store license plate.
REC HALL MEMBERSHIP: $250 per year.
A free thirty minute telephone consultation on the podiatric matter of your choice (valid in Pennsylvania only).  A Group Store Golf Shirt, and a Group Store tote bag.
ICE PALACE MEMBERSHIP: $100 per year.
A selection of State Colege-themed snacks  chosen by Idiot Officers while really, really hungry, and a custom fit  "PSU is 800 U" t-shirt.

Higher contributions are allowed, and bring greater rewards.  For more information on how to obtain the coveted Super Colossal Diamond Membership Status, please contact any Idiot Officer at home between 1:00 AM and 3:00 AM.  And thank you for your support.

**  As always, membership here costs nothing at all.  But do think about coming to the Annual Alumni Reunion and participating in the Coach Groves Golf Tournament.  All monies go directly to the future of PSU Track and Field.