Sport or Not a Sport?

1. Any sport that has Communist Judges as the final rulers of place, regardless of what has just taken place.  Not a Sport.
2. Any sport that has hair glitter as a near-requirement.  Not a Sport.
3. Any sport where animals do the bulk of the work.  Not a Sport.
4. Any sport where music is integral to the event.  Not a Sport.
5. Any sport where a participants "personality" is immensely important to the outcome.  Not a Sport.
6. Any sport where half the participants have prescriptions for medications only 1 or 2% of the normal population take.  Not a Sport.
7. Any sport that is what others call a board-game. Not a Sport.
8. Any sport using kids bikes. Not a Sport.
9. Any sport using artistic ribbons.  Not a Sport.
10. Any sport using playing cards.  Not a Sport.
11. Any sport normally performed in a bar, or which could be adequately performed while holding a beer.  Not a Sport.
12. Any sport where being under 13 years-old is not a hindrance to performance.  Not a Sport.
13. Any sport in which the most important feature is the skimpiness of the uniform.  Not a Sport.
14. Any sport played in a kid's sand-box.  Not a Sport.
15. Any sport most often played as a diversion from a Fourth of July picnic or a family reunion.  Not A Sport.